Thoughts On Superheros
The lamest superhero of all time is the boy Wonder Twin who could turn himself into things like a bucket of water with eyes.
I remember him getting in front of a car and turning into an “ice ramp” once. Another time I distinctly remember him turning into “steam”. How is that a superpower? Give me a pot and I can make steam in about 5 minutes, and I can keep my arms and legs while I do it.
posted by bwrice at
9:29 PM
4 Comments:
no way... the lamest superhero ever is meltman. believe it or not he has the power to melt.
What? Is that real? If Meltman really exists, then you may be right about him being the lamest ever, but I've never heard of him.
I've looked into Meltman, and apparently he does exist. I was able to find instances of other people talking about him; however, I couldn't find very much real information about him. Who were his super-enemies? What does melting accomplish when you're trying protect the innocent? Anyway, apparently Meltman was a real superhero for some period of time. I think you are right that he is the worst superhero of all history.
Hey Gazonga Guy -- You're right. Meltman was on a Nick show called Kazam. Adding the word "Kazam" to my searches got me a lot of good results. However, I think it looks like meltman was actually a joke character on a satirical show. Correct me if I'm wrong Gazonga Guy. So, I think I can go back to my original contention that the male Wonder Twin is the worst *real* superhero of all time.
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