Sunday, January 02, 2005

Public Service Announcement

I don't know if you heard about it, but the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychological Association has recognized a new form of mental disorder: The Stankophile. It is characterized by obsessive thoughts that focus on things that are stanky. Next week 20/20 will be doing a piece on it. Salt, from Salt and Peppa, is one of the leaders in the race to find a pharmacological cure for the condition. It seems that Salt's sister suffers from stankophilia. She lost her job and her family because she couldn't stop obsessing about Courtney Love's armpits.

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