Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Thoughts On Superheros

The lamest superhero of all time is the boy Wonder Twin who could turn himself into things like a bucket of water with eyes.



I remember him getting in front of a car and turning into an “ice ramp” once. Another time I distinctly remember him turning into “steam”. How is that a superpower? Give me a pot and I can make steam in about 5 minutes, and I can keep my arms and legs while I do it.

More on this later.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

no way... the lamest superhero ever is meltman. believe it or not he has the power to melt.

5:10 PM  
Blogger bwrice said...

What? Is that real? If Meltman really exists, then you may be right about him being the lamest ever, but I've never heard of him.

5:43 PM  
Blogger bwrice said...

I've looked into Meltman, and apparently he does exist. I was able to find instances of other people talking about him; however, I couldn't find very much real information about him. Who were his super-enemies? What does melting accomplish when you're trying protect the innocent? Anyway, apparently Meltman was a real superhero for some period of time. I think you are right that he is the worst superhero of all history.

9:04 AM  
Blogger bwrice said...

Hey Gazonga Guy -- You're right. Meltman was on a Nick show called Kazam. Adding the word "Kazam" to my searches got me a lot of good results. However, I think it looks like meltman was actually a joke character on a satirical show. Correct me if I'm wrong Gazonga Guy. So, I think I can go back to my original contention that the male Wonder Twin is the worst *real* superhero of all time.

9:47 PM  

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